#BilaAkuTengokBola

Aku: Berapa markah?

Rahimi: 🙄 ?

Aku: Markah.. Berapa dah sekarang?

Rahimi: Score. Orang panggil tu score. 😅

Aku: A'ah lah. Markah tu,untuk exam.. 😂

Hashtag LMAO

Hashtag LOL

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I could not believe I said that. Well,you can't blame me for not knowing that because I'm Professor X. Yeah you heard me. Wait! Sabit apa doh? Sabit lah.. Professor X kan duduk atas kerusi roda and those who don't know how to play football @ soccer,the Malay call them as 'Kaki Bangku'. YES. I admit it,people. I don't play 'bola sepak'. Speaking of 'sepak-menyepak,'when I was a kid,I was misbehave. You know,just me being naughty. Tiap kali orang ajak main bola sepak,I just love catching the ball in the middle of the field where the midfield-ers and the strikers would be at. Why? Because I can kick their legs and tell them that it was for the sake of catching the ball. They wont get angry because it's a game and we hate players that are so emo,don't we? Back then,the kids will go like,

''Aku bagitahu abang aku yang kau sepak!''

''Kenapa kau pijak kasut aku?? Kan dah kotor.. Baru je ayah aku beli.''

''Siap kau! Aku report kat mak kau nanti!''

Admit it. We all have seen that drama. Siapa kata lelaki tak pandai ber-drama? Lol

And those kind of people usually get less invitation by others to play game with.

Another thing is that,I really don't have a football @ soccer team to support. Well,I have. But,I'm not a die-hard fan to begin with. I'm not a real supporter. If I could take you back to 2002 where David Beckham was famous than his son,Brooklyn,you would see little me carrying a school bag that has David Beckham's face on it. #TeamEngland #TeamBeckham

Why? Because he was famous. So,he became my so-called favourite player.

For now,when people ask me who is my favourite player,I would say Christiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi. My favourite team would be which team are they play for. Hashtag Fake Supporter  XD

But,I really admire what Ronaldo did across the world. The story of him doing charity,the story of him not getting a tattoo because he's a frequent blood donor and etc. 

I have a classmate which is awesome. She's a die hard fan of football @ soccer and she loves food that much,you can see Hashtage Foodporn or Hashtag iMakan on her Instagram. Lol, Lina Farhana. :D

Does video games counted as sports?

Which game that I play? That's another story.

.....Angry Birds and Unblock Me(where you need to move blocks.It's NOT a secret software (that no one knows),that can unblock yourself to be on the friend list of your crush. 

OK. I.TALKED.TOO.MUCH.

BYE